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The Candles Lied To Me

Fri Aug 15, 2008, 8:09 PM
  • Watching: Late Show
  • Drinking: OJ
The candles lied to me. They SAID that, once burned the wax could be used for hand lotion, so I was like "Sweet, I shall buy them." So I bought them, took them home and lite one. Fifteen minutes later, I came back, blew out the candle, and poured the wax onto my hand. After a few seconds of rubbing, It became apparent that the candle wax was NOT had lotion...It behaved as cande wax would, if you were stupid enough to rub it on your hands. Disapointed, I made my way towards the bathroom to wash my hards. Unfortunatly, I had closed the door of my study. I tried to open the door, but my hands were all waxy and slick. After ten minutes of trying to open the door, I had to call my boyfriend, so he could get me out. Right after I washed my hands I threw out those stupid candles (a rather childish thing to do, considering they were ten bucks each). Moral of the story: Be wary of candles claiming to double as lotion.

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:iconizzehk:
Oh wow that really sucks. But that would be so cool if they did work XD you could have a neat smelly candle then use it as lotion. Sorry they didn't work :shrug:

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XD I know, and they smelt like, really good too :( oh well.

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:iconizzehk:
speaking of candles my mom just lit some lol XD random

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Wow you should sue the person that ripped you off. >:0

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XD SUE SUE SUE!!! Its not really that big of deal...I would just get swamped with legal fees. But thanks for the sugestion XD

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Be warned: Don't use them as lotion XD

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:iconizzehk:
lol

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Lol I was joking...XD Your welcome.

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XD

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